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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.
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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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