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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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