# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

Rhett Butler: If you love someone, set YOURSELF free, If she asks you why Say you don’t give a damn.

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."