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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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No sex with anyone in the same office.

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

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COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be ...

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