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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Mountain climbers like to be on top
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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.
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