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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

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Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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A true luv is gentle and sharing A true luv is never not caring.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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