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Sex has no calories.

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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A true luv is gentle and sharing A true luv is never not caring.

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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

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I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

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Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

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