I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!