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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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