Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

You're sweeter than glucose.

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.