Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."