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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

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"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

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A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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