"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.